No, don't worry, I will not teach and preach and describe anything about wine. I am actually a beer drinker when it comes to it...
However a LONG while back I have created wine-related designs in form of greeting cards. I have completely forgot about them - until just recently. Here are some to look at.
cards can be found on cafepress under name APODOMUS
http://www.cafepress.com/mf/6576953/red-wine-_greeting-cards?productId=18555131
set of 10 cards
poster